Just what you asked for: a catalogue of mustache names

"The Imperial, the Walrus, the Stromboli, the Handlebar, the Horseshoe, the Mustachio (also called the Nosebeard or the Fantastico), the Pencil, also called (by idiots) the Mouthbrow...the Fu Manchu...the long, droopy Pancho Villa...the Toothbrush." - Rich Cohen, 'Becoming Adolf' from Vanity Fair, November 2007.